You need to add a warning:Matthew Offord MP would consider your picture 'soup-porn'. Just give him an electric blender, and he'd get tremendously excited, Mrs A.And does that photographic competition, in the background of your picture, contain an entry: "Barnet Mayoral Car, with Metpro Security Vehicles. Friern Barnet Show, 2010"? Perhaps the security vehicles were provided in grateful recognition of £1.4-million contracts from the borough. Oh no, there were never any contracts, were there?
Mrs Angry would not wish to excite the attentions of Mr Offord, with or without the use of vegetables, so she may well have to withdraw this post, baarnett. Thanks for the warning.
Were you judging or showing, Mrs A?
the photo is of Mrs X, not Mrs A, Ms Morris. Mrs X asked me afterwards if I thought her b*m looked big in that skirt, and I was obliged to tell her it certainly did. I believe she was admiring the artful display of a cucumber and two potatos, in that vulgar way of hers.
Now you mention it, I can see it too - the cucumber and potatoes, that is! Regards to Mrs X (aptly named).
Well, she's sulking now, and won't talk to me.Readers are urged to visit Vicki's blogpost * to see some shocking photos of Brian Coleman and Mr Whippy at the summer show.*Brian Coleman protects his assets at the Friern Barnet summer show
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